jaclcfrost:

"are you talking to yourself"

no i’m breaking the fourth wall




Gurllll I understand the struggle of being horny and single. My 'special friend' just told me he doesn't want to be monogamous with me. Fuck life.
Anonymous

Awww I’m so sorry D: Life isn’t kind


cypheroftyr:

hexgurls:

BYE

Fuck me, I can’t even walk in heels.


mintleaftea:

awkwardnarturtle:

mintleaftea:

mintleaftea:

I bet Nico’s vitamin D level’s are extremely low I hope he takes vitamins

headcanon nico has one of these

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ok but would if for some reason apollo owed nico a debt from one of the jobs hades sent him on and apollo just so happened to notice that nico’s vitamin d levels were low so he just takes little pieces of the sun and puts that in pill form and gives them to nico

apollo: hey nico as the god of healing i noticed your lacking on some important nutrients

nico: please don’t

apollo: i think you need some

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apollo: B)

apollo: but for real your vitiman D levels or harmfully low you should probably go outside more


cyberho:

I’m extremely affection deprived but at least I got humor to cover it up 


steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story


nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS


brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO


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