pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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suctioning:

postllimit:

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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ghost: hamlet your uncle killed me so can you kill him
hamlet: sure dad i'm on it
hamlet: (acts strangely)
hamlet: (writes part of a play)
hamlet: (kills the wrong guy)
ghost: jfc son just kill him already
hamlet: okay okay fine i'll do it
hamlet: (gets kidnapped by pirates)

notevenanibble:

when i take a selfie and it comes out bad:

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cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries


meladoodle:

i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians


habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*


holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!


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